| 1. The Rhythm Thief | not rated | 5:20 |
| 2. How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? | not rated | 3:51 |
| 3. What Are All These Bands So Angry About? | not rated | 3:34 |
| 4. I Married Myself | not rated | 5:00 |
| 5. Ride 'Em Cowboy | not rated | 4:22 |
| 6. My Baby's Taking Me Home | not rated | 4:44 |
| 7. Your Call's Very Important To Us. Please Hold | not rated | 4:13 |
| 8. Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls | not rated | 7:09 |
| 9. Suburban Homeboy | not rated | 3:02 |
| 10. The Legend Of Lil' Beethoven | not rated | 2:06 |
| 11. Wunderbar | not rated | 3:53 |
| 12. The Rhythm Thief (Instrumental) | not rated | 5:25 |
| 52:39 |
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