| 1. Amish Paradise (''Gangsta's Paradise'' by Coolio) | not rated | 3:19 |
| 2. Everything You Know Is Wrong | not rated | 3:47 |
| 3. Cavity Search (''Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me'' by U2) | not rated | 4:19 |
| 4. Callin' In Sick | not rated | 3:41 |
| 5. The Alternative Polka | not rated | 4:51 |
| 6. Since You've Been Gone | not rated | 1:22 |
| 7. Gump (''Lump'' by The Presidents Of The United States) | not rated | 2:10 |
| 8. I'm So Sick Of You | not rated | 3:26 |
| 9. Syndicated Inc. (''Misery'' by Soul Asylum) | not rated | 3:54 |
| 10. I Remember Larry | not rated | 3:56 |
| 11. Phony Calls (''Waterfalls'' by TLC) | not rated | 3:22 |
| 12. The Night Santa Went Crazy | not rated | 4:04 |
| 42:11 |
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